what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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