quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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