That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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