Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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