It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
third nipple confirmed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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