Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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