Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You ruined the universe
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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