Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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