I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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