Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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