I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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