what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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