Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
it's like iHOP with fire
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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