someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize