Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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