I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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