oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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