I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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