I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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