I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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