North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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