I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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