i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
That accounts for only three of the penises
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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