Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Your cock deserves a montage
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize