I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You can't motorboat a personality
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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