it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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