Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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