I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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