of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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