I bet he comes in French.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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