I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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