it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the day after is always just damage control
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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