did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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