You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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