If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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