i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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