I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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