You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
it glows. i had to have it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Randomize