He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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