It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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