come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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