After last night, I could never be a politician.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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