I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Randomize
