You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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