i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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