Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
