I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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