I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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