That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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