she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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