sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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