so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
