would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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