thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
