Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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